Hoity Toity's Q&A

I took a MINOR vacation.

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 01:15:24 -0400

Y’know, some ME time. Fashion life is stressful. Some of my hair was actually falling out with the stress. But now I’m back! And I should be on a bit more. Just got a lot of work ahead of me. I went ahead and got new interns to help with it. That should help.

…right?

Hoity Toity?
Nice to meet you, sir.
My name is Typewryter.
If I may, what EXACTLY does your cutie mark represent? What is your specific talent?

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 22:52:18 -0400

Fabulous-ness and the ability to make anything, even a fan, work as a fashion statement.

lunaanswers: talktohoitytoity: lunaanswers: asklyra: askcarro...

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 22:16:13 -0400

lunaanswers:

talktohoitytoity:

lunaanswers:

asklyra:

askcarrottop:

lunaanswers:

askstarcatcher:

Well this should start some arguments xD

Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy……?

I’m not even sure who that blue colt is attached to my bubble..

HOW COULD YOU NOT-

… nothing, nevermind.

Hehehe… >:D

I notice *I’M* not here…

You WANT to be shipped…?

Probably not, now that I think it.

I just like the attention.

Oh mister Hoity Your one of my favorite designers ever!~
What it like being a fashion designer?

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 22:15:45 -0400

Oh why thank you for your continued support!

It’s rather like being any other pony, you know? It’s just that what I wear and design has an impact. So I have to be careful to use the power wisely. I would hate to start a fashion trend that ends up horrible, you know?

The only trend that HASN’T caught on that I’ve started is the ‘Constant Sunglasses’ trend. C’mon people! It’s the wave of the future!

lunaanswers: asklyra: askcarrottop: lunaanswers: askstarcatch...

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 22:14:00 -0400

lunaanswers:

asklyra:

askcarrottop:

lunaanswers:

askstarcatcher:

Well this should start some arguments xD

Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy……?

I’m not even sure who that blue colt is attached to my bubble..

HOW COULD YOU NOT-

… nothing, nevermind.

Hehehe… >:D

I notice *I’M* not here…

Das iz vhat moi likes to hear. Moi vould be nozing vith out ze entries to shoot.

Sat, 16 Jul 2011 03:09:48 -0400

~~AndIwouldbenothingwithouthteprizemoneyandpublicity~~

I mean, yes. We’re tied at the hip, you and I.

I have seen your fashions on my favorite rock stars, and just wanted to say that they are awesome.

When I become a famous rock star, I'll look ya up, maybe you can design our band something that rocks!

Sat, 16 Jul 2011 03:06:40 -0400

Why thank you! Always nice to meet a fan!

And it’s even nicer to meet a future customer!

her eye twitches slightly Requested...? no! joo blockhead! moi means for ze big fashion show! iz coming up fazt! Iv joo have nozing entered the fashion induztry vill no like us very much!

Sat, 16 Jul 2011 03:01:11 -0400

My dear! I have plenty of things entered already! I’ve been working on three new lines almost simultaneously, I let my interns out on vacation, it’s just been busy!

But I do have things entered! I’m not THAT scatterbrained. Yet.

da, am glad to see joo Hoity Toity. are ze new designs ready yet for moi's show?

Sat, 16 Jul 2011 02:49:03 -0400

Uh, let’s see here Miss Finish…

…I’ve had so much to do recently I have no idea which designs you requested!

I don't understand much of that, but I will wait and think about it. Thank you for your time, Mister Hoity Toity.

Sat, 16 Jul 2011 02:42:07 -0400

Well, allow me to perhaps elaborate. I cannot and WILLNOT simply WHIP UP a new outfit for you. True fashion, and the secret to looking really fashionable, is to wear what you like and what you want to wear. As a fashion designer, I make it look pretty but the design would be fundamentally YOURS.

Mister Hoity Toity, I know you are the top stallion fashion designer in Equestria and I would like to ask you for perhaps a different outfit? I'm not much good at fashion or the like. My mask is just a store bought one with some glitter glue...

Sat, 16 Jul 2011 02:36:29 -0400

True fashion all comes from direction and design first. If you want this it must come from patience, first and foremost. Because your request will go straight to the back of my priorities list. (I’m sorry, job first.)

After that we will have to closely work together to determine what kind of outfit you want. So, if you’re willing to wait and be creative and think of a new outfit, I will be willing to assist you.

Why good sir, as fabulous as you are, please exercise humility every so often! Otherwise it will make you as uptight as Miss Finish!

Sat, 16 Jul 2011 02:31:32 -0400

I find Humility means to be hurt.
It’s not the Earth the meek inherit, it’s the DIRT.

I’m quite sorry my dear Rarity, but in my line of work humility can be the downfall of me. You must always be on top, and always remind everyone of that, in order to stay on top.

Also I don’t find Miss Finish TOO uptight. She is more… DRIVEN.

bestof71: mistermann: really awkward looking hoity toity im...

Sat, 16 Jul 2011 02:10:32 -0400

bestof71:

mistermann:

really awkward looking hoity toity

im sorry im really bad at mouse drawing

stylish!

Do you know how much I approve of this? So. Much.

Hoity Toity, how are you always so hotsey totsy? Especially about fashion.

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 21:52:31 -0400

Well, you know you have to practice something to get REALLY good at it? I practiced being fabulous and fashionable. It was my RELIGION for years.

Even now I still do twenty Fabulous Flexes a day every morning when I wake up. Gotta keep in routine, you know.

The wonderbolts plan to stick with the current outfit.. For now!

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 16:44:31 -0400

Ah. Such a shame. I do so love catering to high profile celebrities. It gets me such publicity~

asksoarin: I have been getting A LOT of… WEIRD...

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 16:38:23 -0400

asksoarin:

I have been getting A LOT of… WEIRD questions…

That’s life as a celebrity for you.
By the way, you should let me redesign the Wonderbolt outfits…

lunaanswers: askcinder: rainbowdash-answers: askcinder: lunaa...

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 01:56:53 -0400

lunaanswers:

askcinder:

rainbowdash-answers:

askcinder:

lunaanswers:

asksoarin:

I think this is Luna’s Coltfriend!

Isn’t he awesome? ^^

He’s nice, Luna, but I think you’d do better with Big Macintosh. In my opinion.

But isn’t he with… ~~Fluttershy~~?

NOOOOO! Fluttershy is with Harold, that blue pony with yellow hair at the Gala. He has an hourglass cutie mark. I mean, come on! Didn’t you see the way he looked at her?

Isn’t that Blonde Blue guy the Doctor’s nemesis…?

Ah, well, hmm, this is interesting. While I can’t really see what drove a Princess and a shopkeep together, I do wish you all the best of luck. Just, Princess if I may be so bold…
Please make sure he looks presentable in high society gatherings. If you require my assistance in this matter, I will be happy to provide it!

When did this happen?

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 01:51:27 -0400

askbon-bon:

BON-BON: This never happened, actually. It’s a painting. Would be quite strange if we were posing like that, though. xDD;;

Those headpieces! Fantastic! D8 You two have style! Grace! Poise!

Care to model? New talent is ALWAYS needed!

Fifty-Five Fashionable People...

Thu, 14 Jul 2011 19:09:48 -0400

Currently follow me. Granted, I could always do with more! Remember, if you follow me, NOT ONLY will you learn how to avoid looking like a fashion disaster, but you’ll also gain the satisfaction of knowing that I will follow you in return.

askangeltherabbit: lunaanswers: BWAHAHAHAAHA! STARE IN TERROR,...

Thu, 14 Jul 2011 00:16:50 -0400

askangeltherabbit:

lunaanswers:

BWAHAHAHAAHA! STARE IN TERROR, AT THE MONSTROSITY, THAT IS RAINBOW DASH! >:D

MY EYES, THEY BURN LIKE A THOUSAND CELESTIAS!!

NOT. FABULOUS. >BI

Hoity Toity's Q&A

I took a MINOR vacation.

Hoity Toity? Nice to meet you, sir. My name is Typewryter. If I may, what EXACTLY does your cutie mark represent? What is your specific talent?

lunaanswers: talktohoitytoity: lunaanswers: asklyra: askcarro...

Oh mister Hoity Your one of my favorite designers ever!~ What it like being a fashion designer?

lunaanswers: asklyra: askcarrottop: lunaanswers: askstarcatch...

Das iz vhat moi likes to hear. Moi vould be nozing vith out ze entries to shoot.

I have seen your fashions on my favorite rock stars, and just wanted to say that they are awesome. When I become a famous rock star, I'll look ya up, maybe you can design our band something that rocks!

*her eye twitches slightly* Requested...? no! joo blockhead! moi means for ze big fashion show! iz coming up fazt! Iv joo have nozing entered the fashion induztry vill no like us very much!

da, am glad to see joo Hoity Toity. are ze new designs ready yet for moi's show?

I don't understand much of that, but I will wait and think about it. Thank you for your time, Mister Hoity Toity.

Mister Hoity Toity, I know you are the top stallion fashion designer in Equestria and I would like to ask you for perhaps a different outfit? I'm not much good at fashion or the like. My mask is just a store bought one with some glitter glue...

Why good sir, as fabulous as you are, please exercise humility every so often! Otherwise it will make you as uptight as Miss Finish!

bestof71: mistermann: really awkward looking hoity toity im...

Hoity Toity, how are you always so hotsey totsy? Especially about fashion.

The wonderbolts plan to stick with the current outfit.. For now!

asksoarin: I have been getting A LOT of… WEIRD...

lunaanswers: askcinder: rainbowdash-answers: askcinder: lunaa...

When did this happen?

Fifty-Five Fashionable People...

askangeltherabbit: lunaanswers: BWAHAHAHAAHA! STARE IN TERROR,...

Hoity Toity?
Nice to meet you, sir.
My name is Typewryter.
If I may, what EXACTLY does your cutie mark represent? What is your specific talent?

Oh mister Hoity Your one of my favorite designers ever!~
What it like being a fashion designer?

I have seen your fashions on my favorite rock stars, and just wanted to say that they are awesome.

When I become a famous rock star, I'll look ya up, maybe you can design our band something that rocks!

her eye twitches slightly Requested...? no! joo blockhead! moi means for ze big fashion show! iz coming up fazt! Iv joo have nozing entered the fashion induztry vill no like us very much!